"Survival" task: how long does it take to solve four cubes?
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Remember the rice cooker storm we expected to develop into a tornado?
so no.
Even the storm they tried to sell us subsided like a shy trickle that was more reminiscent of someone from Reyer than an event to be addressed.
The rice pot that experienced the reverse Hanukkah miracle did not mature into an interest, and not because of anything, simply the sexual tension between Maya and Tal is the strongest thing happening right now in the season, and it is so significant that it should be treated as another survivor.
It ended with an apology from Maya and a sad face that not only made Tal forgive her but also erased his memory of a year back.
There was also taking patronage responsibility of the social entrepreneur Sahar for the event.
What are you taking responsibility for, you snoozer?
Did someone contact you?
No, but he had to intervene to prove that he is the most moral of all and apologizes even when he is not accused.
Intolerable.
I'm really looking forward to seeing (after a commercial video of Nir Regev dancing sensually with beer in a local boutique) the principles of Sahar thrown into the sea, and to see what will be left there after the identity crisis.
Sometimes all a person needs to fly is to unload some weight, and I've heard that altruistic principles are one of the heaviest.
Bibian, who are going through a particularly painful process of disillusionment this season, arrive at the immunity task with a collective ulcer.
After they lost the carobs, the fruits and the underwear - they shrink and go.
The only thing there is plenty of is the black bruises on Casey's body.
They come hungry - literally - for their first win.
The task is too boring for me to explain, but the idea behind it is simple.
Whoever can endure longer, wins.
Is it true that you would expect Nir Regev, the man who makes sure to maintain an inverse relationship between the noise he makes and the benefit he brings, to fall first?
so no.
Precisely the gifted diplomat, the unshakable leader, the woman whose name has three consecutive losses and she is still sure that she is made of leadership material.
Survival (photo: screenshot, Network 13)
But don't worry, the municipal businessman collapses right after her, and knocks out Tal with him.
There are two pairs left to finish - Natasha and Gal Rubin, against Guy Shikar and Sahar.
While Casey and Doreen, the fresh losers, dig in under the guise of cheerleaders for Shiker and Sahar, and teach them how to maintain focus and focus, how it's all in the head and what great men they are.
Somehow, probably due to Shikar's teenage mental makeup - it works.
In the ninetieth minute, Gal collapses and discards Natasha with her, who is left standing there with all her strength still with her, wondering if it was worth taking a stun gun from the KGB for this shit.
I love this woman. We only found out in the episode that she dresses the whole family in black, Only white and gray, that her child does not have the phrase "doesn't want" in the lexicon, and that she likes dry and hard food like bread straight from the freezer, and that even though she is a mother of two, she does not agree to be a part of any WhatsApp group because "if there is something urgent, my husband will inform me".
Another task.
The two holders of the bracelets of life, Sahar and Guy Rosen - in a duel.
If Guy wins he can take the right to vote from someone in the Tagalog clan during the council and save himself, and if Sahar wins, he can give the power of silencing to any Tagalog member.
What is the result of this victory for Sahar or the Baybain clan?
Not entirely clear.
Not that it matters, because survival-obsessed Guy won the life-and-death mission after only two hours of tough boredom.
Guy Zoertz finally decided that before he himself died, he would do something - he simply removed one cube from the tower that had to be built, lowered the difficulty level of the task to Group C and went to the tent to cry a little and work on his resignation letter which would be composed to the tune of an emotional Ladino.
The main thing is that the nightmare is over.
Rosen won, but he tells the clan that Sehar won, smiling as he does so, as if everyone is stupid and he is some master mind from a Marvel movie, who eats gourmet brains and caresses a naked cat.
Hiding it until the moment of truth is not a bad idea, it's just that his smug performance as an actor is so bad that no one believes him, and it's really not sure that it was worth it for him to play with the fragile trust of the tribe for this nonsense, at such an early stage.
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At the end of the episode, the editors of the program wished to get to the reason why we saw the whole episode - the "big explosion" that was promised between Gal and Jordan.
Gal stressed that she was the only one without an alliance, and offered Guy Rosen to join forces with her and Tal Mored (who was not asked at all and he is in another alliance).
Why?
Because she "sees them together in the final".
It was a mistake - an unrelated appeal made out of pressure, and its effect on the balance of power is minimal.
At this stage, Gal has nothing to offer the alliance.
Jordan got upset as if Gal was trying to seduce her boyfriend, and after Gal told her that she was leaning on men instead of playing the game, she decided that "that's it, the game is over. She's going home."
It's a shame about this stupid statement, if only for the reason that already that evening Gal will become the most significant voice in the council, and every alliance will want to recruit her to it, including Jordan.
Breathe, honey, because she's not going that fast.
In the meantime, the winds of impeachment in general are blowing in the direction of Guy Rosen and Nir Regev, and it seems to me that it is safe to say that neither Jordan nor Tanya are strategic geniuses.
Gal Rubin's diagnosis didn't just insult Jordan so much.
Just like a joke isn't funny unless it's fifty percent true, an insult only works if it's fifty percent true.
In short, another not very interesting episode, and it's time to say that before I sat down to watch (that is, start with a wonderful country, change the channel in the first set of advertisements and press 'restart') in honor of my new government, I offered an emotional prayer to God, and asked for mercy on us.
I really, from the bottom of my heart, wanted this to be the episode where the show would start to get a little more interesting.
I prayed that the promos didn't exaggerate, and that there would really be a plot-promoting fight between Gal and Jordan, because we need some blood to dirty this PC festival and wake up the season.
It's already episode seven and we're suffocating from boredom.
So I asked for help, what do I care?
won't give, won't give
Indeed, Nathan did not - perhaps I had accumulated sins from previous seasons.
I will punish myself with four chants of "get going" before going to bed, and hope that in the next episode we will all have the mercy of heaven.
Amen.
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