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El El Israel: Maybe it's time for us to move to play in Africa Israel today

2022-11-19T10:54:33.063Z


Integrating into Europe is really difficult, even history shows, so if there is already a boycott on us - at least let's be where it's easier. What have we lost in Europe? We've already been kicked out once


I never understood why people like football.

Is there anything boring about it?

I once went to a derby in Bloomfield, for research purposes - and had an anthropological experience.

Half were red, half came in blue, and they hated each other before we even started.

How can you hate people you don't know just because of the colors of the clothes they wear?

It turns out that it is possible.

I, to be honest, hate people myself just because they wear sandals (so high and arrogant, ugh), so maybe it's possible.

Each side has rituals - the one parks in the specific parking lot and will never change it, and the other has been wearing the same socks since 2003 and he won't change them either.

And I don't know which is sadder.

Every week they go out to play, repeat the same actions, and my diagnosis (as a non-psychiatrist) according to the DSM is OCD.

Yes, it's obsessive behavior after a boring and simple game.

Maccabi Haifa is a really great team, for example, they also scored a goal not long ago for Messi, I think.

You must remember.

Even though most of you probably suffer from OCD, I really commend you for your loyalty to the groups.

This is not obvious in a country like Israel.

On the same day that I visited Derby, when I left it I happened to see that next to it was the center of a different kind of sect, Scientology.

accidental?

I do not think so.

In the World Cup, in any case, there are fewer teams that play in Bloomfield and more teams that are not us.

The question arises: why are we not there?

Because they are all anti-Semitic, of course.

This is the immediate answer.

My solution is quite simple - to win the World Cup.

Only then can we not say that everyone is anti-Semitic.

That's it, we won.

The Iranian national team will play in the World Cup, but we will not.

In what section?

They put us in the tough classic group of all European countries, the ones who always beat us and also have Ronaldo.

Why don't they put us in a bloc of Africa or Asia?

Let's go back to play against Cambodia, Thailand, Iraq, Syria or Lebanon.


I call on you, therefore, not to stand on the sidelines, to oppose the boycotts and to post in the stories #לשוןהראלאמדבראלי.

I think that's the least you can ask for.

I also didn't understand in which section we don't play in Africa.

Integrating into Europe is really difficult, even history shows.

So if there is already a boycott on us - at least we will be where it is easier.

What have we lost in Europe?

We've already been kicked out once.

Let's face the facts: we are not the team that is the sharpest pencil in the pencil.

To say the least.

The World Cup represents a mirror image that reflects Israel's image in the world, therefore the state should train the national team already in the IDF. This is also exactly the age at which they are most fit. What do you prefer - a military radio station or a representative national team? From my side, the answer is easy. It would also be an excellent solution to the conflict The Israeli-Iranian/Arab - finish it on the grass. For work, defense, peace and exiles.

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Source: israelhayom

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