TV criticism of the Olympics: Wellmer and Neureuther - slipping phase or futile phrase?
Created: 02/13/2022, 14:14
By: Jörg Heinrich
"You have to be a bit crazy," says Jessy Wellmer about the bobsledders.
This also applies to Germany's intrepid TV elite at night.
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The TV viewers were offered full physical effort even in the studio - thanks to Felix Neureuther and Jessy Wellmer.
The TV review of the games.
Beijing - Welcome to the Olympic Winter Calluses!
We've sat our teeth sore again.
Together with 279,999 other fearless people, i.e. with the most capable 0.34 percent of the total population, we had metaphysical experiences on the ARD Olympic Night.
Between trance and microsleep, strange thoughts shoot through your ganglia from 2:10 a.m.
As Helene Fischer for the ninth time Now or never!
roared, we thought that the validity of the text had to be checked urgently.
What came out of the Helene check: You can read it here, even if you are one of the underperforming 99.66 percent.
"You have to be a little crazy"
The time is now, we want to go all out: Flori-Ex is absolutely right.
Shortly after two is now the time for Jessy Wellmer.
And she goes all out with classic, coma-free, smooth Jessy sentences in skeleton: "What a sport sew the perfect Boris Becker pike on this piece of sports equipment if you can follow the second run you can do it with us on sportschau.de Nah." Her conclusion about the wild head-first Schorsch-Hackls: "You have to be a bit crazy." This also applies to Germany's fearless TV elite at night.
Let's walk this path together: First of all, the Olympic champion in Winterwellmern reveals that Shaun White is "a real legend on the skateboard", which is also a bit true.
But then White leaves empty-handed, the wheels slip, maybe he should have grabbed his snowboard in the snow, but then Felix Neureuther is already there and they walk this path together.
(Jesses, now we are already forming Wellmer sentences).
The two practice the downhill squat together before the super giant slalom – hooray, ski gymnastics with Rosi and Christian is back!
That's in the young Neureuther's genes, and he asks Jessy: "You have to be aerodynamic!" Speaking of yawning: After Schwabenpfeil Kira Weidle recently got lost with the bus in Schina, aerodynamic Jessy promises shortly before four:
"Everything is not yet where it should be, from the body of thought"
No distance should be too far for us: Felix asks BR ski specialist Bernd Schmelzer to comment on the race in downhill crouch, which he refuses.
Understandable, thank goodness his name isn't Bernd Hocke either.
When it comes to the super giant, Schmelzer brings the word of the day into play, namely the "slip phase".
With our Kira, the sliding phases are unfortunately too long, the way is too far for her, heyey.
With Mikaela Shiffrin, for whom things are going badly again when Lara Gut wins, the downhill refuser is downright overly complex: "Everything is not where it should be, from the ideas." He uses commas in his sentences, which is different proven.
It could all be over tomorrow: Another goal for Helene, because in the morning everything will actually be over.
Jessy asks Felix about his Kira-Weidle downhill prognosis "for Wednesday".
But we hope that the Kira doesn't get lost again and already hit the finish line on Tuesday.
The most important finding of the night is the difference between "slip phase" (Kira) and "fuck phrase" (Jessy).
The 2022 Winter Olympics schedule is an organizational achievement.
Information on the competition dates at three venues.
