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Student responses to Advent: "Jesus lay as a baby with a flu in the stable"

2019-11-30T12:50:14.333Z


When the Three Wise Men bring a carrot and send ten blasphemes to God, then Advent has also begun at school. The best student answers from the religious education.



It was the "least important subject, in which one gets the best grades," judged a twelve-year high school student and went cheerfully into the religious education. Deferred to the sidelines of the timetable, one or two hours a week chats about Bible history and Jesus, sex before marriage, or ethical issues such as animal testing.

The children lovingly call it "Reli", but separatism is commonplace here: Here the Protestants, there the Catholics, from time to time also Muslims are taught extra. Much is contradictory in this subject, in the design of which the church may have a say.

But one could also call it creative association when students speculate on what cannibals have to do with Luther, or why Mary and Joseph did not find shelter. Or what root vegetables the three kings brought for the baby Jesus.

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Lena Greiner, Carola Padtberg-Kruse
Name three string instruments: Violin, Viola, Limoncello: New witty student responses & teacher's sayings

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Many religion teachers have followed the SPIEGEL ONLINE appeal to send in their lessons the funniest student answers - style flowers, exams and the best excuses, from elementary school to high school. This research is gathered in the third volume of the series about the funniest student answers: "Name three strings: violin, viola, limoncello".

The most beautiful erring runners about holidays, religion and the Advent season from all three volumes read here in the photo gallery:

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Click range: When God sent ten blanks as punishment

A chapter of the book is also devoted to a new perspective: that of the student to their teacher. "Our music teacher and choirmaster played his piano exclusively without his teeth," says a former student, "he laid it down on the piano in front of him."

Source: spiegel

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