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Happiness Not Buying In The Grocery | Israel today

2020-03-24T22:48:27.810Z


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The dangerous place in the country is undoubtedly the neighborhood grocery store. • The awful thing about walking is the realization back - you forgot something. • How do you get back to the battlefield for mayonnaise?

I am an average family in Israel. A girl waiting for the test results, a child in the US, a father who closed the business to him, a woman at risk and myself, a small leftist in a major anxiety attack.

Photo: Ministry of Health

Yesterday it snapped. "What's wrong, Dad?" The boy asked, I couldn't answer because I was under constant bursts of laughter. This was immediately after the Minister of Education announced that the school might return only after the summer. It turns out we are closed at home until the holidays, I explained to the child while cramping all over my body. "And why is your whole body shaking?" "It's from boy excitement," I replied, "excitement." "That would be fun?" He makes it difficult, "Obviously! That's why I'm trembling all over! It's been two weeks for fun! And that's why Dad has some twitches, because of endless happiness."

"It's not just us," the boy added, "a holy family with us, too." Right, we chose a holy family to be the family affixed to us by the end of the war. They are with us every day and they have pros and cons. The disadvantages are no less than four children, and the benefits we are still looking for. All in all, great kids who know exactly what they want - and most of what they want is in the grocery store.

The grocery store in the neighborhood is undoubtedly the most dangerous place in Israel. The worst thing about going to the grocery store is the realization back - you forgot something.

How to get back to this battlefield for mayonnaise? I am a military band graduate, and I do not have Golani's attempt to return to the fire to bring a wounded man into something forgotten like the Chinese farm. And thanks again to the Chinese for what they gave us this year, and in general. Love you very much!

Yesterday, there was a rumor that there were eggs in the small pharmacy. I doubted, but I looked at the clock and saw that I was free by November so I went there.

On the way, I saw a trio running together and when I asked why they were going through the procedures, they immediately explained that they did not know the third and that he was just being pushed. We have to work on our excuses, I made a note, for example - "Hello Sir Inspector, I am just on the road to buy maternity for a child." "But the boy is enlisting soon," the inspector will reply. Yes, it won't work, I'm probably on the way to prison.

Sadly, must stop writing because we now have the daily family conversation. It is also very important to turn our heads during this period, so every day we gather to talk about ideas and thoughts and things that bother us in the universe, for example - each one tells what he would like to eat at dinner and then there is a cowardly discussion of "Will pasta again?" Probably yes.

I am an average family in Israel. A girl waiting for the test results, a kid in the state, a father who shut down the business, a woman at risk, and me, a small left in a major panic attack.

Yesterday, it snapped. What happened, Dad? The boy asked, I couldn't answer because I was in uncontrollable bursts of laughter. This was immediately after the Minister of Education announced that the school might return only after the summer. It turns out we are closed at home until the holidays, I explained to the child while cramping all over my body. And why is your whole body shaking? It's from excitement, boy, I answered, excitement. That would be fun? It's hard, obviously! That's why I'm shaking all over! It's been two weeks for fun! And that's why Dad has some spasms, because of the endless happiness.

It's not just us, the boy added, a holy family with us. Right, we chose a holy family to be the family affixed to us by the end of the war. They are with us every day and they have pros and cons, the disadvantages number no less than four children, and the benefits we are still looking for. All in all, great kids who know what they want - and most of what they want is in the grocery store.

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The grocery store in the neighborhood is undoubtedly the most dangerous place in Israel. The worst thing about going to the grocery store is the realization back - you forgot something. How to get back to this battlefield for mayonnaise? I am a military band graduate and I do not have Golani's attempt to return to the fire to bring a forgotten wound into something like the Chinese farm. And thanks again to the Chinese for what they gave us this year, and in general. Love you very much!

Yesterday, there was a rumor that there were eggs in the small pharmacy. I doubted but looked at the clock and saw that I was free by November so I went there.

On the way, I saw a trio running together, and when I asked why they were going through the procedures, they immediately explained that they did not know the third and that he was just being pushed. We have to work on our excuses, I made a note, for example - hello, sir, I'm just about to buy maternity for a child. But the boy will be recruiting soon, the inspector will reply. Yes, it won't work, I'm probably on the way to prison.

Sadly must stop writing because we now have the daily family conversation. It is also very important to turn our heads at this time and so every day we gather to talk about ideas and thoughts and things that bother us in the universe like - anybody tells what he wants to eat at dinner and after that a grueling discussion about "is pasta again?"

Source: israelhayom

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