Why don't we play now that we're confined?

Let us assume that psychologists and sexologists strongly recommend, before the world exploded, that we introduce new elements into our sexual relationships. Especially long-distance couples, but it is also part of the supposed adventures in which we embark with new couples. After spending more than 15 years sleeping with the same person, you already know everything about him. So perhaps playing role-changing can help us get through this quarantine. We have been three weeks and it aims that the situation can be prolonged more. Let's get comfortable and dare.

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Lorena has been locked up with her husband for more than twenty days, with whom she has no children and whom, before her confinement, she saw just enough: "Among her work, mine, spinning, yoga, crossfit , cycling With friends, our schedule was rather complicated. But we have discovered a little trick. " In his case, they took advantage of two realities of the situation: "That we get bored and that even the Ministry of Health advises against the consumption of alcohol during confinement." I do not know in your neighborhood, but beer has risen in all the supermarkets I source from and, surely, it has been due to demand. The thing is that, in one of those, bored and bored as oysters, Lorena and her partner began with confessions. And they said with whom they would have liked to be locked up, even if it was only for a little while: "We told each other, in turns, very civilized: the new secretary of the gymnasium, Fernando the neighbor of the sixth of our old house, a dominatrix, a firefighter , my nephew's nursery school teacher, a gigolo ... That's how it turned out. "

What happened from then on, has meant a change of character in which they had not fallen until they were confined and bored of seeing their faces : "That Thursday, Fernando (the neighbor) embedded me on the sofa, on Friday my husband He did it with a dominatrix, on Saturday I hired a gigolo who did everything with me, on Sunday a spinning teacher allowed her to reach down and lower the jersey in the locker room, on Monday a firefighter saved me from the fire that was mounting between me legs, Tuesday with glasses and her class gown, the nursery teacher fellatio in the hallway. "

Assembling the film is feasible whoever you are with. You don't even smell it though. "In my case," acknowledges Isabel, as a couple, but with her girlfriend living in another apartment. "We pull technology. But to mount performance , beyond sexting, which is very good, something common when you work traveling. This confinement has caused my girlfriend and I to make calls on Skype acting like cabareteras for each other." This television reporter, confined to her home, with her program off the grill for obvious reasons, acknowledges that this staging relieves her: "We began to meet those who die. My mother I have forbidden her to call me at fixed because I was not used to its sound. For her it was to recover the knowledge that I am at home, but for me it was the ordeal that they could give me bad news. I have no program, I am autonomous, of course I cry with my girl on the other side, but the day he consoled me by reminding me of how beautiful I dressed at the last Carnival in Cádiz, I decided that I needed to look like this again. We ended up masturbating in front of the camera of our computers, dressed as can-can, which was our costume, yelling at us that we loved each other. It was a brutal rush of adrenaline . "

Sexual fantasies are wonderful in any situation, to fulfill them or not, it depends on each one. As an escape, in confinement, they can help us. We have never seen ourselves in such a situation before. Not even in the best of TV series can we imagine shutting ourselves at home for more than a couple of days. And it happened. The libido of most of the planet's inhabitants has crashed on account of the coronavirus. So it costs little to try. We have time. We got bored. This confinement will mark our lives, everyone's. Let's try that our sexual health does not deteriorate more than is strictly necessary because we are separated from the people we love or, on the contrary, stuck together all day. Shall we play now that we are confined?

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