Marv, Haiyat, put politics aside for a second, yes union no union.
You have about four more months in the position of Minister of Transportation.
During this time you will no longer be able to do almost anything, certainly not expensive and long processes.
They won't ripen in your time, you need an achievement now.
Buy an idea for free, earn big.
Kabali - press conference.
You, Amr Bar-Lev and Noa Kirel.
The subject - the electrics.
Just this week, this 5-year-old girl was hit by a boy who was riding illegally, certainly without a helmet, obviously against traffic laws.
And ran away.
It is interesting to know his parents.
In any case, at this press conference you are announcing a sharp policy change in regards to riding bicycles and electric scooters.
There are no more children on these tools.
From the age of 16 only and only after theory.
OK.
Words like sand.
No.
This time it's a new story.
No begging, no convincing.
are informed
The announcement - anyone who is caught by the police driving an electric scooter under the legal age will immediately receive a future suspension on the date of issuance of the driver's license.
I was a teenager, and I remember that there was nothing more important, more precious, more desired than the date when you start studying, take the test, get your license.
Next to me in the class sat a girl who was very talented in drawing, who would draw fake driver's licenses for anyone who couldn't wait any longer.
Just put in your wallet, get used to the feeling.
Taking six months of a license from a boy or girl is simply cruel.
And it's wonderful.
A year and a half is just the beginning.
It's for those who are caught driving under the age.
If he also drove without a helmet - a year's delay.
If he also rode without a helmet - a year and a half.
If he endangered the passers-by - this is already a matter of waiting until after the army.
I can be so mean sometimes.
It will be clarified that all this happens without a trial - a simple administrative procedure, from moment to moment.
On the sidewalk the rejection is issued.
Doha.
And the Minister of Internal Security will back up, and Noa Kirel will make sure that everyone sees it, and come on, within two weeks, videos filmed by the Central District Tiktok team will start running in which boys and girls are caught by the enforcement vehicle that will be assigned to the task and lose their right to a future license.
Tears, regret, likes, education through intimidation on the networks.
There is no other way.
And that's how, when you're still in the office, you solve a problem that is very close to the public's heart.
Do it, give a job.
Piranha
There is a small but evil fish in the rivers of South America, its name is Piranha.
The above is known for the fact that if an animal enters the water where a school of piranhas is found, the water swells, turns red, and within seconds there is nothing left of the animal, only a black skeleton. In the past, even in Israel, inspectors captured people who raised piranhas at home, and now it turns out that some of those fish are small and nasty managed to escape and are active in the public sphere.
What happened to Jonathan Pollard two weeks ago is exactly what happens to an innocent animal that came to drink river water in Argentina.
The last thing she sees is her own skull.
Pollard momentarily announced support for Ayelet Shaked, a politically immature act in itself, but the attack on him, by small fish with sharp teeth that derive their strength from their enormous numbers, proves that there are piranhas in the country, for the attention of the Ministry of Agriculture inspectors.
According to the report, Pollard received thousands of calls with curses and threats, until he had to pull his foot out of the water and cancel his support for Shaked and her friends.
Like the piranha, which does not differentiate between an innocent fish that has fallen into its vicinity and a bull or a person who has fallen into the water or entered for a short and last swim, they are all devoured in the blink of an eye, so the piranhas controlled from the central control staff do not see with their eyes.
As soon as the order is given, they attack anything that moves, no matter how many rights he has accumulated, how many lives he has sacrificed, how much he has helped the country - now he is prey, and the sharp teeth tear through the flesh.
And what's interesting is that when you separate one piranha from the flock, it's a poor little fish, it doesn't even have enough meat to eat, just boundless wild madness that seeks recognition and love.
that's it.
Mrs. Ilana Sporta, 65, who sent a ball in an envelope to Naftali Bennett, is an excellent example.
Half the country was on its feet because of her, in the end what happened?
A small and not young fish, all its strength comes from other small fish that swim with it in a school, passing from victim to victim.
I feel the most pain for my colleagues from the media who also signed up for the band and are amazing at devouring anyone who doesn't feel good to them in the gills.
Some of them are people I respected in the past, I even appreciated professionally, and now the stupid force of the togetherness drew them in, and all their personalities faded, only teeth remained.
And now, in a reality where it is dangerous to set foot in public water lest you be stripped of your flesh, only people who have nothing to lose dare to enter the river.
And these are the ones I fear the most, more than Piranhas.
Peace
In the middle of the week I'm walking down the street, someone passes me, knocks me hello with a full smile on her face.
Happens.
Returns peace, keeps walking.
Another one is coming in front of me.
Another excessive and friendly greeting for no apparent reason.
A few more steps - one more.
It starts to feel like that morning, you might remember if you are of the right age, after the Entebbe operation.
It was a magical morning when all the citizens greeted each other with a cordiality that was unlike it and has not been repeated since.
A fact I remember.
So I feel that something has happened, but I can't put my finger on what.
I turn on the news while walking, nothing special, certainly not something that will make almost everyone who comes in front of me say goodbye as if I won Eurovision myself.
Then, in the fifth man, the token falls.
He tells me - hello, I read your post, so hello.
I do not understand.
I haven't written a post in a good few days, and what's the connection to peace.
I'm investigating - what post?
He answers - about people not saying hello on the street, in the elevator, at work.
Sounds familiar to me, but at the same level as my matriculation certificate.
Something from the past.
The mystery intensifies.
And here, during the day I receive messages on Facebook, WhatsApp, requests for interviews for radio programs and podcasts, and I don't understand how I deserve all this goodness.
Hours pass, and then the puzzle is solved.
The "Tweeting Statuses" page re-uploaded a post I wrote five years ago, and it started running strong.
Tens of thousands of likes, thousands of comments and lots of people beaming at me on the street, in the grocery store, on the bus, with a greeting on their lips.
I felt for a moment like the great singer Kate Bush, whose song, "Ran Up the Hill", recorded 40 years ago and was a big hit then, was suddenly played on some new and popular TV series, and became a crazy hit these days.
She herself is already quite an old lady, but the song seems to have just been born.
In this age of networks and websites, anything from the past can suddenly pop up and find a place in people's hearts regardless of the time of creation.
how wonderful.
And from the dizzying success of the ancient post about saying peace, I understand that the people yearn for peace, hungry for the return of sanity to interpersonal relations, for signals of warmth in a world that is hot-headed.
Because underneath all the harsh words that fill the nets, insults and threats and rejection and ridicule, the human heart still wants to connect with other hearts, not put them on fire.
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