In the midst of the attacks, we also recently got some purely comic moments.
One can suffice, of course, with a protest by writers boycotting awards ceremonies (oh, the horror) or a "mass peaceful protest!" by an audience at the end of an officers' course, which amounted to a few Shlomiels standing with their backs to Netanyahu's speech. But just like a material testing night at Camel Comedy Club, where one artist manages to outdo the rest, the most outspoken clown stood out with his most up-to-date pee-poo jokes:
This is, of course, referring to a series of tear-jerking and well-funded posters of the "Free in Our Land" movement/"High-tech protest"/"Warriors of Light" (sorry, hard to follow), which is widespread on every web and website.
Summarizing the announcements: If the law limiting the grounds of reasonableness passes, Elor Azaria will be the head of the Mossad, Yigal Amir will serve as head of the Shin Bet, Yoav Kish will require students to put on tefillin, Miri Regev will also do something terrible and Ben-Gvir will poison wells, which were only an introduction to the spectacular line incorporated in a painting of a fist: "It is a duty to oppose the oppression of women", a duty to oppose the stoning of LGBT people" and more - fill in the blanks.
As gossip in the mikveh, this serious joke spread online and rose to the level of cringe alongside Lihi Griner and Shlomo Artzi's weekend columns. On the right and even on the left, they wondered who the monkey man was who persuaded him to run with the padija, and how he made money from it. Will quiche require putting on tefillin? The sheikh doesn't even assume himself. Elor Azaria, head of the Mossad? Even the holy grail of the left - Yigal Amir - they pulled out and burned so quickly. And they didn't just settle for a release warning from prison, no, the head of the Mossad. And threaten the public that it must take some stand, otherwise it is collaborating with a dictatorship? Wait, let me Google what democracy is. I hope they haven't blocked my WIFI yet.
To be honest, that's a good sign. Even a few of the remaining elite protesters admitted that it was a terrorist campaign with enormous damage. After all, it proves that the organizers of the protest (especially the organizers) are genuinely and wholeheartedly sure that you, dear reform supporters, are simply stupid and ignorant. But let's say that's what we're used to. The problem is that the campaign declares that yes, reform, not reform – in any case you are irrelevant and neither is your vote at the ballot box, past and future, at least until the absolute, enlightened and white good prevails.
And the timing is also strange. After all, as almost everyone predicted, Netanyahu has once again capitulated and humiliated in the face of the use of force (which is not a settler) and there is no reform. Many are now on the butts of sections from a grand plan. So why now, at a time when the protest of the elite is waning and being exposed – to the last who have not yet known – as a much smaller and richer protest than what they tried to market? Why shoot yourself in the foot?
The answer is that there is no logic. The poster drafters and professional protesters (as opposed to a good portion of Kaplan demonstrators) are people who really, really think you're stupid. Okay, we let you vote (for now), and win the election game (for now). But dominate? That's it. Israeli democracy will not be complete and correct. Besides, if the right wing dominates, L.
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