Naama Issachar returned home, and that is how her life will look from now on

After her Naama Issachar saga ended and she returned home as a VIP on a PM's plane, she now has to start her life afresh - here are some helpful tips from us

Ofir Sagarsky

It is time to take Naama Issachar's return seriously. A little gentle, really, the girl is still recovering from the Russian prison, and has gone from a good trip, to a bad trip, only to end up with one really weird one where she is with Bibi on a plane. So first of all, welcome back to the Holy Land. So after we're done with the reprisals and memes, we decided to try to help you with recap tips, because while you're currently on every interview and radio show, what else? Get some tips from us. with love.

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Say hello to your new BFF
From that point on, your life splits into two options: being Sarah's beech, or her best friend. Maybe it's the same thing. Forget what we said. You have no options. After what Bibi has done for you, you'll have a hard time closing the matter in exchange of fun. Can you even imagine which Oakward was for Naama and Bibi in flight? And who lifts the glove so that we can see on this journey Stellan comedy? Bibi might just want an ID now, but there's no way Sarah releases a story like this without getting a souvenir - which is your soul. But wow, it's going to be fun. Do you know how many drinkers are going to fly at the expense of the state? How many Girlz Knights with Nicole Raidman? What is it about how easy it is to hang out with the exaggerated company that screams at the waiters in your place. To me, Sarah is the ultimate company, and not just calling you Naama - she's going to be your greener, and you need her. We don't know exactly what's happening in Balfour, but by the smile of Sarah is clear that joints are not her drug, and as you say, she moves there, as a friend, or as a cleaner.

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BFF! Sara Netanyahu, Yaffe Issachar and Naama Issachar on the way back (Photo: official website)

Sara Netanyahu, Yaffe Issachar and Naama Issachar on their way to the PM's plane before returning to Israel on January 30, 2020 (Photo: official website)

R Y A L Y T ​​Y
Admittedly, seeing you in my signature can be laughable, but you will no doubt be facing you from the next season of survival. The truth is that it seems most appropriate to us, because under difficult conditions and without much food you are already used to living, and that you have been the only one since Manny Naftali who survived to tell. And even if not exactly there - go for reality. All reality, to be honest. History proves that our reality loves former prisoners, and there is no question at all that Russian prison memories will be buried in an old Shula at a level that Neve Tirza Prison sounds like an anthroposophical garden. "What's a little cockroach in the food?", Smirked at the gun companies, "in Russia we injected tarantulas into veins," because nobody really knows what's going on there, and everything sounds reliable. Another perfect reality for you: Big Brother. Shared accommodation you already know, homework assignments you learned and also a jailer who speaks obscure sentences with vague intentions is not something that strangers you. Just take advantage of the agile momentum because we heard that the bands are already hot on the orphan ISIS emission that was once a blind man.

To indulge in family, and lots
With all due respect to Sarah and Bibi, the one who screwed up real work here is your mother, beautiful. By the way, according to the multitude of interviews recently, it appears that it is also building on leverage, so check with her if there is any way to get out of Kardashians map. But as long as there are no cameras to record this goodness, I recommend staying with your finger on family tensions. Go know from where all the tension that is built will explode on you. Atonement for beautiful, but so is a human being, and there is a situation that one day you will burst on the couch and really innocently ask, "What to eat?", And boom - "I released you from prison and even tools you do not do." So in this matter, do tools, Naama, all the time. And sneak up on Dad, don't think we missed his insult. "I didn't talk to Naama," which is - he obviously feels out of the party. But the most to flatter? To your sister, because envy between sisters is a coffin and a sack of snakes. Don't get it wrong, to a destination that is burnt out on you, worried, supported and everything, but all day long she asks her what about Naama here and what about Naama there - quite enough, she also wants her quiet to cultivate Spocken Ward's career. So you come home, Oprah opens and Barako hears what they say about you, everything feels good about Mai and suddenly a boom-slam. "So you're Naama you release from jail but a car won't buy me ?! Yo Ruind Mai Life !!!". It's a shame to get there.

This is the time to flock to the family. Beautiful will be rented and destination (Photo: Reuven Castro)

Yafa Issachar and Yisrael Yisachar outside the family home in Rehovot following the return of Naama, Rehovot, January 30, 2020 (Photo: Reuven Castro)

Price-bangs in yoga and now
First of all, did you really fly to India to study yoga? It is truly amazing that the people of Israel have fallen in love with you, because among us, the most clichéd Tel Aviv cliché I have seen since my studies at Thelma Yellin. As such, I know - it is tempting to express your feelings in a single presentation to the Theatronto Festival, but this is not the time to disperse. Take this audience love and the 500 knocks you read for a lesson, get some insights from the Russian prison and call it a "workshop" because a Russian prison is the best place to get enlightened. And even if not - no one can really know what happened or didn't happen there. So take advantage of this, in case you are still into yoga and your bones remain intact. Or write a script about your life, which of course will turn into a movie on Netflix, or lectures - if Yael Pepper manages to live from that, you can too.

Change the look
Getting rid of the stellar image is not going to be easy, but with a little willingness you may be able to fit into the normative employment market. Even if you decide that unemployment is right for you, it's time to say goodbye to the dreadlocks he promised to make you a friend from Florentine who tells him at home without a sink and the small scissors of the hexa. It is also possible to start making a sack of sleeves from WIZO from now on, and to say goodbye to any overly discharged fabric. Naama's version of 2020 will be released in public or job interviews in business suits, Coco Tense a la Jordan (catch up, there will be a situation next season) .

But leave simple jobs
The brightest and most accessible option, of course, is to ride your 15 minutes of fame as a "girl of all of us" and continue as an oyster, which will require you to stay conscious. It's after reality, of course, out of place. Success can be maintained through storytelling, drug warfare campaigns or a morning show that begins at 12pm, for anyone who eats Bisley Grill at 3:15 am, sleeps hard and remembers no dream.

Two words: a fictitious profile. Pictured, Amos Silver, founder of Telegrass (Photo: Reuven Castro)

Detention extension for Telegrass founder Amos Silver, August 18, 2019 (Photo: Reuven Castro)

Switch to women
If you've already tried it in prison - then of course. Why not continue? Because the men in Tinder are a bit squishy, ​​and they'll invite you straight to their house. Not that you are Naama Issachar, because that's how it is. In addition, the harsh darkness of a liberated prisoner may discourage straights, but at your lesbian stock parties, wonders will spring. You will be the spouse who does not deal with her, the one who gives back and who speaks without a filter, but she always has some in her bag.

Watch your words
I'm sorry to hear that any use of your ARGN root is going to pick you up for the rest of your life: "Mommy, are you coming?", "I'm getting organized", "Pretty well, we're going to the writer, not Russia." It is best not to be included in the organizers of any event, not to join the organization and generally to stop talking about organizing immediately. The same goes for the words "finger", even if you try to explain to the doctor what sort of pain you have, "brown" - not even when talking to a shoe salesman, "paper", "rolling" or "green", no matter if the salad is coming You have to order or vote at a traffic light. To get those words back to your lexicon, you have to do something outrageous to overcome what you've already done, and it's just hard to believe it's possible.

Forget about metalgrass
Between us, let's face it, the stalks a little make you lose concentration - it's pretty awful to think you've almost got stuck for nine years for stupidity. So, aside from the joy that you returned home, it's important to note that stupidity was present, irritating quite a few Israelis - and rightly so. Going home from India through Connection in Russia without flipping the bag on all its pockets is a mistake reserved for eighteen-year-olds, a rooftop rooftop. And it's a not so graceful mistake about them either. Tells you well, really well, as your age and disturbed by attention itself - smoking is not for us. Not knowing, maybe the trauma will make you enlist in the police to atone, but if you still intend to continue smoking at the end of the day, we have two words for you: a fictitious profile. Because everyone uses Naama Issachar's picture on Telegrass now, so ... you know.

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