1. Teachers need to be paid more.
To all teachers.
And if we're already there, then so are all the cops, all the medical staff and all the social workers.
While my girlfriend, who did a degree in literature, earns 25,000 shekels net a month to check with which button surfers buy more, orange or blue, it is worth going back a moment and asking ourselves, are there really no more and less important jobs?
Aren't there professions that are more critical to the future of the state compared to others?
So true, the high-tech workers, the locomotive drivers of the economy, make a good living from the restaurants on Rothschild and the apartment owners in Ahad Ha'am, but what about more negligible matters like our children's education and our parents' health?
Is an app that calculates the value of your grandmother's apartment in Pinsker as necessary as a teacher's ability to close the month?
I will scream if I hear another one of the creative initiatives that are meant to pay some teachers but not all, reward performance, hide a chain of immunity in school and not reveal to them where, rate all teachers on staff and eat the one who got the lowest grade or any other style idea.
These are the people who raise our children, yes?
2. Hot.
And if you built on a flight to Europe, where you can imagine that you are enlightened people who sometimes wear pants, that too has been taken from you.
A friend of mine went to Madrid just to sit five days in a hotel and watch Netflix on the computer.
As I said before in this column, I have no plans to fly this summer with the kids, what I do have is the audacity to patronize whoever flew: 'Madrid ??
Why fly to Madrid?
At least there is an air conditioner in the country. "" London ?? Why fly to London? To meet the whole State of Israel there? "." Rome ?? The Italians have delicious food so people forgot they were with the Nazis. " That you are on vacation, I am busy with the second most popular activity in July-August - moving house.
Moving apartment is expensive.
Even buying an apartment is expensive.
Even just living in an apartment is expensive.
I'm not going to write here how much the transport will cost me, but it's an amount where you can buy a first class ticket to Kibinimt.
I'm also not going to write here what the rent will be in the new apartment, because people will suspect that I started selling arms to small countries in Africa.
I will write that I may not know how to lower the cost of living in Israel, but I know for sure that it has nothing to do with teachers' salaries.
4. Need to stop eating so much meat.
And I say this while chewing meatballs.
True, vegans are the most annoying people in the world, but someday we will all have to admit that they are right.
It's the number one cause of global warming (see you in the August 2025 heat wave with 50 degrees in the shade), it's immoral, and those who lack B12 can take supplements or do whatever my baby insists on doing and eat soil from the pot.
You can start one day a week without meat and find out about the way your account at Super Drop has also shrunk.
True, it's hard, but believe me, it's not as hard as admitting that Tal Gilboa is right about something.
5. Punishments for sex offenders should be tightened.
Unfortunately, in the case of Lt. Col. Dan Sharoni, who photographed female soldiers without their knowledge and was found guilty of 79 sexual offenses, the punishment could not be aggravated, simply because there is none.
A plea deal in which Roni will pay each female soldier several thousand shekels, and in return he will be able to free himself and enjoy the IDF's famous pensions long before retirement age, is not a punishment.
This is just another sign that women's personal security is the no man's land, even in the military.
6. And further to the previous section - Yuval Dayan can shake or not shake the hand of whoever comes to her.
As far as I know, Judaism does not belong to anyone, but Yuval's body does.
shishabat@israelhayom.co.il
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