It could have been fun. The district and Garmisch-Partenkirchen usually always give enough material for a fasting preacher. This time the strong beer tapping must fail due to Corona. But you shouldn't miss it completely.
Garmisch-Partenkirchen - alcohol disinfected - but unfortunately not enough: Thursday evening District Administrator Anton Speer (free voters) and the organizers decided to cancel the popular Starkbier festival, which should have taken place in the shadow hall on Friday. Mutually. "Mama Bavaria" Marie-Theres Pfefferle is anyway in quarantine after an unfavorably placed vacation in Rome and would only have appeared via video message. Fasting preacher Andreas M. Bräu as brother Andreas would have read the Levites for the fourth time by the authorities - in the beginning this was planned with a mouthguard. But that never happened. Here are excerpts of what the preacher had planned:
The leaders are especially prepared for the corona pandemic: "Nobody shakes hands with us anyway in politics." After a small obituary for the deceased Martl Baudrexl and Ludwig Bräu, the sharp-tongued hooded wearer would have really gotten started. Bare nerves at the politician's table? At the latest after the first measurement Josefibock smooth enough for the pointed comments.
Advised by anonymous sources from the town hall, Bräu has gathered material for his fasting sermon all year round. Under the main theme "bells" - those who are allowed to ring again in Partenkirchen and those who ring in the election day - he would have presented selected mean things. It should have started with animal comparisons: Sigi and Sisi, the two donkeys. Lilian Edenhofer, the "nomad of the lost constituencies", a "grump henna". Stephan Thiel a "bell-blaring roaring rooster", in between the "patting hoibe Hendl" Martin Schröter. Already nasty.
"Party bacher exchange" big in fashion
Anton Hofer's radiance is also no higher than that of the cell phone mast that he wanted to prevent. "Sisi" Koch, on the other hand, with her "star-filled" list and 87 percent of 55 valid votes in the poll: "Putin can be elected that way." Sigrid Meierhofer probably needs a second term to finally get to know the place. Ouch!
Why is it so much more harmonious in the other communities, the monk wonders. In Farchant, for example, everyone agrees that the Hornsteiner should make the fool. "With us, they argue about each fool individually."
Elschenbroich, Teitscheid, Allmann, Helfrich: At the local council, the "party-bacher exchange" would be very fashionable. “The real Walter still has time until Sunday, three or four times to change. For us it is sometimes more colorful than the magic of lights in the Garmischer Kurpark ”.
Brother Andreas also finds tasty language pictures at the district level. Since “kloa Flo” was definitely not present, he must already be in bed. "Toni eats it for breakfast with skin, hair and a lack of beard growth." Ouch!
Only district administrator Anton Speer remains quite undisturbed. "This is such a popular Grüß-Gott uncle, who - unfortunately - has very little scope for attack," the experienced author Bräu regretted in advance. The only thing he would have accused the "Toni" of was that he missed the last fasting sermon because he marched in the Steuben Parade in the USA - and spoke very bad Bavarian English there. After all, the “kloa Flo” could certainly do better.
Finally, Brother Andreas devotes himself to national politics and the call to vote. The leadership of the SPD is about as attractive as the guests from Schnauzer Hansi at three in the morning. Nothing against the Schnauzer Hansi. All in all, however, one should be glad that there are still people who would do politics, because: "Fun is just that."
The Alt Partenkirchner Tanzl-Musi and the duo Hornsteiner / Kriner would have given the fun in the "shade" the right atmosphere. As is well known, the official center of attention for all strong beer taps is not politics - but the good, golden barley juice. Fortunately, you can also drink it at home. Bottom up!
Eva Klaehn
