He kept repeating it when he launched the 11th season of "Touche pas mon poste!"
"Placed under the sign of the fun this Monday evening on C8:" Gérard Depardieu is our first guest.
I am an absolute fan.
It is enormous!
Everyone loves him because he is a free man ”.
And when the sacred monster finally appeared around 7.45pm, Cyril Hanouna was jubilant: “Gérard, you remember that you invited me to your place.
It was the best day of my life, ”said the host.
In a good mood, the actor lent himself to the game of questions by multiplying the points of humor.
His dreams at the cinema?
" No I do not have.
The cinema exists less and less.
What exists are the platforms ”, he observed before returning to the actors with whom he preferred to share the poster: Pierre Richard, Gabin, Delon and“ your father Jean-Pierre ”, a- he underlined while looking at the columnist Benjamin Castaldi.
Between anecdotes and frank talk, Gérard Depardieu returned to his arrest last Friday on the handlebars of his scooter.
“I had eaten a couscous avenue du Maine (in Paris) and I turned around on the white line as always, he said.
There I saw a police car.
They made me breathe: I had 0.29 (mg per liter of exhaled air) while the limit is 0.25.
It's a salad too vinegar!
At the police station, I spoke with the police, two of whom were Russians.
I breathed out and had 0.27 g.
I stayed another 10 minutes and there was nothing left ”.
"I have no passion for dictators!"
“You have known all the presidents.
Who were you close to?
», Cyril Hanouna asked him.
“Sarko I understood, Mitterrand was Machiavelli […].
What interested him was the actresses' ass stories.
Chirac was very nice.
One day he called me and told me:
I have a big problem because I don't look good on TV
”.
Emmanuel Macron?
"It's not my world" summarized the interpreter of Cyrano de Bergerac.
His stays in Russia, his relations with Vladimir Putin?
“Journalists think he's a monster.
He certainly is, but I have never had a monster in front of me, ”Gérard Depardieu insisted.
“Why this passion for dictators?
»Cyril Hanouna then dared.
“I don't have a passion for dictators but for the land and I'm curious!
A joke - failed - with Yann Moix later, the star left the set wishing the team a happy new year.
"Your show is extremely nice and funny", concluded Depardieu in front of a Hanouna inevitably in heaven.